shapeshifter-r:

"My Top Gear colleagues think it terribly funny that I once proclaimed that I loved my cat, Fusker, above all else; more, even, than my old Bentley. But, so help me, I do. Before anyone writes in with some cod psychology and any nonsense about me projecting on to a dumb animal, I am well aware that Fusker does not love me. He loves cat food. The flow of adoration runs in one direction; I spend hours talking to him, even though the only word he might possibly understand is “Fusker”, and in return not one sound of any consequence has ever emanated from his witless furry face. He has never passed me a spanner or written any of this column, except for a bit that went fasdfij ffeug djdvbv9821.”
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shapeshifter-r:

"My Top Gear colleagues think it terribly funny that I once proclaimed that I loved my cat, Fusker, above all else; more, even, than my old Bentley. But, so help me, I do. Before anyone writes in with some cod psychology and any nonsense about me projecting on to a dumb animal, I am well aware that Fusker does not love me. He loves cat food. 

The flow of adoration runs in one direction; I spend hours talking to him, even though the only word he might possibly understand is “Fusker”, and in return not one sound of any consequence has ever emanated from his witless furry face. He has never passed me a spanner or written any of this column, except for a bit that went fasdfij ffeug djdvbv9821.”

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topgearmistress:

kangeiko:

Jeremy’s column in today’s Sunday Times (20.07.14) is comedy gold. And was that a snipe at his ex-wife (& her tendency to run to the papers) in the last column? Anyway, the exhibit sounds brilliant and I want to go! Any London-types up for a trip?

Thank you for posting. Poignant piece.

7-shades-of-smut:

squeesbysophie:

The smile…the hair….unnnggghhh….

Here he is.  James May, wearing his own Blue Shirt of Sex, sitting on the boot of a Jaguar XJS, in wine country, talking bollocks.  Building up a perfect picture for you, mate.

7-shades-of-smut:

squeesbysophie:

The smile…the hair….unnnggghhh….

Here he is.  James May, wearing his own Blue Shirt of Sex, sitting on the boot of a Jaguar XJS, in wine country, talking bollocks.  Building up a perfect picture for you, mate.

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topgearmistress:

You all have no idea of the frustration I’m experiencing. On vacation. Limited service. Photos and gifs are not loading. James May all over my dash. I see your comments but no James. Stop. Just stop.

The Outer Banks?….

for gods sake make him stop

clackspoon:

Old Top Gear: American Concept Cars

(part two here)

as he was only on it for about a year, finding clips of james on the old top gear is a lot harder than finding ones of jeremy 

also, he refers to driving  car at 55 mph as ‘driving a bit like a jesse’

for even more retrospective hilarity, in the second part, he points to the camera and insists that you listen to his lengthy ramblings 

Mr. May obviously never dreamed that an American audience lay in his future…..

bisouslescopains:

I’m doing a series of 3d vehicles :)> on vimeo / dribbble

Love your work!!!

bisouslescopains:

I’m doing a series of 3d vehicles :)
> on vimeo / dribbble

Love your work!!!

7-shades-of-smut:

Here is a quite nice interview with James May regarding the Toy Stories Hornby episodes.  I hadn’t ever heard this one before.

It really is touching because he admits he was fairly insecure about proceeding with the model-train documentaries because he was afraid he was putting too much of his own sentimentality and personal life out there.  The interviewer (who seems like a lovely chap) reassures James that it makes more compelling telly when the presenter has a personal passion for the subject material.  On the whole, the interview is well worth a listen.  At just over forty minutes, it’s a delightful stretch of insight into the Great Train Race installment of the Toy Stories series.

Thank you so much for uploading this! Probably the best interview I’ve ever heard with him, and unfortunately I am now more hopelessly in love with him than ever.